RULES:

-Post this in your journal so it can spread!!!!
-Okay, so put on your roleplaying hat. xD Get in the mindset of one of your OC's, and then answer the questions as if you were your own character.
-Don't change the interviewer's replies. xDD
-And give me a link if you do it!


INT:It's so great to finally get a chance to talk to you, uhhh.. What was your name again?

Keiko: It's ISHIKAWA-KUN, you IDIOT. But you can call me KEIKO for the interview, I guess, since it's kind of not formal...

INT: Oh I see. What an interesting name. Your parents must have been ...interesting people. Tell me about them 8D;;; In fact, tell me about all your immediate family.

Keiko: Well, my mother is an alcoholic and never gives a shit about me except when I'm doing something that doesn't work out to her advantage. My dad... well, I'm not really sure what happened to him. They're divorced and hate each other, but they got back together once or twice a few years back. My stepfather is even more of an idiot than YOU. Quite a feat.

INT: Lovely! Speaking of childhood, Tell me a goal or desire you had when you were younger.

Keiko: I wanted this kid in my class to want to date me, and I wanted my stepfather to get the hell out of my house. Things haven't changed much.

INT: That's just great. Now, as you were growing up, would you say you've had a troubled childhood?

Keiko: You're kidding. DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO ME? You ARE just like him! Of course I've had a troubled childhood! My stepfather beats me when he gets angry and drunk, which is pretty much every day!

INT: Wonderful! Now that we know about your childhood, tell us a little bit about some goals you have now.

Keiko: I want to move out of my house, succeed at my job, maybe start or join a band, and I still want to date this one kid in my class, but everyone in my class hates me because they think I hate them. And they're probably right.

INT: Fantastic. What would you say is a fear that may get in your way?

Keiko: Uh, my stepfather is definitely a fear in my life. I also fear rejection, fear itself, and not finding someone that I can be with for the rest of my life and want to be with for the rest of my life.

INT: Oh yes. Of course. Well, is there anyone you're currently close with that you could trust against such fears? Who means the most to you right now?

Keiko: I guess Yoshiyuki is pretty important to me. I like Nyoko because even though we're not great friends yet, we have a lot in common and kind of understand each other without even talking at all. Seriously... we don't even talk to each other. Hopefully we will soon, though, because Yoshiyuki keeps telling us to talk because we could compare how we were alike. But I don't want to be like someone else. That would make me unnecessary. And I want to have a reason to be here. I want to be needed. But no one needs me. If I died today, would anyone even care?!

INT: Wow. That's so great. I'm tearing up here. You guys sound so close. How about romantic interests?

Keiko: Uhh... uhh... um... crap. Great. Well, I guess since you asked I have to answer... -sigh- Okay, I guess that I did kind of like Yoshiyuki a lot when I first met him. But he and Nyoko are perfect together... even though neither of them seems to realize how close they've become. I guess that Everyone in the class holds things together for me, because we're all in this together [[literally]] but... I'm not ready to admit my romantic interests to anyone yet, because I'll hardly admit them to myself. Sorry.

INT: Oh, well how awkward for you. C: ...Well, what are you good at? What would you do to pursue your love?

Keiko: Nothing. No one would ever love me. And if they, for some weird reason in some alternate universe, I'd tell them to get the hell away from me before they get pulled down with me! I'm not good enough for anyone!

INT: Fannntastic! What's your favorite saying, by the way?

Keiko: I dunno... I like saying 'You are what you eat! That's why I'm still a human!' because it freaks people out... but I also like "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!" I guess that's my favorite quote, really, but I still say it a lot. It's pretty awesome, you have to admit. You HAVE to. Otherwise I'll thwack your head off with my microphone of doom. Mwuahahahaha! ...Just kidding... maybe... -shifty eyes-

INT: Well that is just lovely. This interview has been so great. You really have a way with words.

Keiko: And you really have a way with looking like an idiot. But, hey, I suppose it doesn't take much, does it? It must just come naturally.

That was so much fun. Keiko, Nyoko, Yoshiyuki, Kiyoshi, and the others mentioned above will be coming to you soon, courtesy of JASPJAYKYONHATSUTANCREDHARUKYONPAWER! [[Starreh's laptop.]]

See, JASP-ER, JAY-PAW, KYON-KYON [[Kyo's nickname]], HATSU-HARU, TANC-RED! Isn't he awesome? Let's give a hand for JASPJAYKYOHATSUTANC! [[His nickname.]] Or JJKHT, his other nickname! Or just JazzJayHaru. XD